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Stifler's Mom: I got some scotch...
Finch: Single Malt?
Stifler's Mom: Aged 18 years....the way I like it.
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Kevin: It's Senior year....I mean, don't you think it's time you
learned how to take a dump at school?
Finch: When was the last time you looked at the facilites at this
school?
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Jim: I have an announcement that I would like to make! There is a
gorgeous woman....masturbating on my bed!
Finch: Thank you, Nadia!
Kevin: You know, if you ever had a chance with Nadia....this is it!
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Kevin: We must make a stand...here and now! (music starts) No
longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! We will fight
for every man out there who isn't getting laid and should be! This
is our day! This is our time! And by God, we will not stand by
and watch history condemn us into celibacy!
Jim: Amen!
Finch: I..I like that!
Kevin: Yes! We will make a stand! We will succeed!
Oz: ABOUT TIME!!
Kevin: WE WILL GET LAID! WOOHOO! WOOHOO!!
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Jim's Dad: Well....we'll just tell your mother that we ate it all.
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