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  • American Pie Cast:
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    - Jim Levinstein
    Shannon Elizabeth - Nadia
    Alyson Hannigan - Michelle Flaherty
    Chris Klein - Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher

    American Pie Quotes:

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    Stifler's Mom: I got some scotch...

    Finch: Single Malt?

    Stifler's Mom: Aged 18 years....the way I like it.


    Kevin: It's Senior year....I mean, don't you think it's time you learned how to take a dump at school?

    Finch: When was the last time you looked at the facilites at this school?


    Jim: I have an announcement that I would like to make! There is a gorgeous woman....masturbating on my bed!

    Finch: Thank you, Nadia!

    Kevin: You know, if you ever had a chance with Nadia....this is it!


    Kevin: We must make a and now! (music starts) No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! We will fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid and should be! This is our day! This is our time! And by God, we will not stand by and watch history condemn us into celibacy!

    Jim: Amen!

    Finch: I..I like that!

    Kevin: Yes! We will make a stand! We will succeed!

    Oz: ABOUT TIME!!



    Jim's Dad: Well....we'll just tell your mother that we ate it all.

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