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Dr. Sobel: Dad, you're not coming to my wedding?
Dr. Sobel's Dad: We wanna be there, but I've got three book
signings next weekend! I can't piss off these big bookstores! If
I cancel, they stick me down on the bottom shelf....THAT'S the way
they are!
Dr. Sobel: I know, that's the word on the street. Barnes is okay,
but that Noble is a vindictive prick!
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Jelly: I talked to a shrink one time...when I got sent upstate on
a....fishing trip.
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Caroline: But what should I doooo?
Dr. Sobel: Well, the first thing I think that you should do, is to
stop whining about this pathetic loser! FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! YOU
ARE A TRADEGY QUEEN! STEVE DOESN'T LIKE ME! STEVE DOESN'T
RESPECT ME! OH WHO GIVES A SHIT! GET A FUCKIN' LIFE!!!
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Caroline: I just cannot believe that it's over between me and
Steve, you know? I mean, maybe there's still hope!
Dr. Sobel: Well, he did take out a restraining order against you,
and I have to be honest, that's usually not a good sign.
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Dr. Sobel: Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and
married his mother.
Paul Vitti: (Sighs)....Fuckin' Greeks!
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