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James Van Der Beek as Rick Sandford: Watch my butt.
Angus: I'm watching it right now.
???: This is Wanda.
???: You're underwear is almost as big as the flag.
???: We're gonna turn you ...
Angus: Come on ...
???: From a large pathetic virgin, to a large pathetic virgin with a new look.
???: I'm swallowing snot. Ya know ... it doesn't taste that gross.