Beavis & Butt-head Do America Quotes

Agent Borque: We found a witness that says he saw two teenagers leave Dallas' room shortly before we arrived.

Agent Fleming: Did you give them a full cavity search?

Agent Borque: Uh, the witness?

Agent Fleming: Yes! You can never be too careful Borque.

Butt-Head: Are we like, gonna do it? Uh-huh-huh-huh....

Dallas: You've got two seconds.

Butt-Head: Uhh...is that gonna be enough time?

Mr. Anderson: WHAT?

Beavis: Heh-heh-heh! Hey! How's it goin?

Butt-Head: PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP, BOY! I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT! DAMMIT! GET OUTTA HERE! AND IF I EVER CATCH YOU WHACKIN' IN HERE AGAIN, I'M GONNA HOG-TIE YA!

President Clinton: In recognition for your great service, I'm appointing you honorary agents in the bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.

Butt-Head: Whoa! Huh huh...Alcohol and tobacco?

Beavis: Yeah...heh heh heh....and FIREARMS! Yeah!

President Clinton: Cool, huh?

Butt-Head: Cigarettes and beer kick ass!

Beavis: Yeah, yeah!...heh heh heh....We're in the bureau of beer and FIRE! And cigarettes! And maybe some chicks too!

Butt-Head: This is gonna be cool!

Beavis: BUNGHOLE! Heh-heh-m-heh! Bunghoooooolllllioooooooo!