Craig: Mr. Malkovich! I think I can explain!
John M.: Yeah? Explain.
Craig: My name is Craig Schwartz....and we operate a little
business here, that simulates for our clientele, well, the
experience of.....of being you, actually.
John M.: Simulates??
Craig: Yeah, after a fashion.
John M.: What exactly does that mean?
Craig: Well, it's hard to describe..
Dr. Lester: Ah, tell me Lottie, can you understand a word I'm
Lottie: Oh yes, Dr. Lester, absolutely. You were just explaining
the, um, nutritional value of ingesting minerals through a
colloidal form, which I personally couldn't agree more with.
Dr. Lester: Oh, be still my heart!
John M.: The...this...the weird thing is this Maxine likes to call
Charlie Sheen: Ouch! That is hot! Maybe she's using you to
channel some dead lesbian lover...Sounds like my kind of gal! Let
me know when you're done with her, yeah?
John M.: What are you talking about, done with her? Tonight really
freaked me out!
Craig: I mean, how old are you, sir?
Dr. Lester: 105. Carrot juice. Lots of it. I swear, sometimes
it's not worth it. I piss orange. And I have to piss sitting
down, like a goddamn girlie-girl....every 15 minutes.
Dr. Lester: Any questions?
Craig: Well, just one. Why are these ceilings so low?
Dr. Lester: Low overhead my boy! We pass the savings onto you!