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Banky: I mean not for nothin' but when a chick goes down on me, I let her know where to go, and what the status is. Ya gotta handle it like CNN and the weather channel; constant updates.
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Banky: Since you like chicks right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?
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Waitress: All right boys, what'll it be?
Jay: Yo Flo, tell Mel to whip me up a toasted bagel with cream cheese, you want one too? Make that two and kiss my grits, noooch.
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Holden: Very nice. Hey what you do last night?
Alyssa: Got laid. And where's that ah girl you were tellin' me about?
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Holden: Can't do it G, I'm in love.
Jay: Ah, there ain't no such thing, ya gotta boil it down to the essentials. It's like cube says, "Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money.
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