Good Morning Vietnam Quotes

Cronauer: Remember the people who brought you Korea! That's right! The U.S. Army. If it's being done correctly here or abroad, it's probably NOT being done by the Army.

Funny voice: I heard that!

Cronauer: Oh-ho! You're here! Good to see you!

Funny voice: I'm here to make sure you don't say anything controversial.

Cronauer: Speaking of things controversial, is it true there's a marijuana problem here in Vietnam?

Funny voice: NO, it's not a problem, everybody HAS it.

Cronauer (Robin Williams): We've got a special man in the audience today right now...it's Mr. Leo. He's a fashion consultant for the Army.

Funny voice: Why thank you, Adrian. I'm just very happy to be here. I want to tell you something. You know, this whole camoflage thing for me doesn't work very well.

Cronauer: Why is that?

Funny voice: Well, because you go into the jungle, I can't SEE you! You know, its like wearing stripes and plaid! For me, I want to do something different. You know, if you go in the jungle, make a statement! If you're going to fight, CLASH!

SGM Dickerson: I run this station according to strict guidelines set by military intelligence.

General: Military Intelligence...now there's a contradiction in terms.

SGM Dickerson: This is not military issue, Airman. What sort of uniform is that?

Cronauer: Cretin camoflage...if you want to blend in to a crowd of drunken Greeks, there's nothing better.

Cronauer (to SGM Dickerson): You're in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history!