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Skylar: Men are shameless. If your not thinking with your weiner, you're acting directly on it's behalf.
Will: You bet and on behalf of my weiner, can I get like an advanced payment?
Skylar: No.
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Will: Were you gonna plagarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Or do..is that you're thing? You come into a bar you read some obscure passage and then pretend you pondered off as your own, as your own idea to impress some girls and embarrass my friend.
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Will: Do you find it hard to hide the fact that you are gay?
???: What are you asking, what are you talking about?
Will: Look buddy, two seconds ago, you were ready to give me a jump.
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Skylar: You're an idiot.
Will: What?
Skylar: You're an idiot. I've been sitting there for 45 minutes waiting for you to come and talk to me, but I'm tired now and I have to go home...and I couldn't sit there anymore waiting for you
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Matt Damon as Will Hunting: Do you like apples? Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?
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