| view |
Grandpa: The baby bear looked and he said, "Somebody's been
sleeping in my bed, and the bastard's still there!" But Goldilocks
had a Remington semi-automatic, with a scope and a hair trigger!
Allie: That's not the way it goes!
Grandpa: And that was THE END (Allie giggles) of the thrrrrree
bears!
|
| view |
Grandpa: What do you say we go back to my place, and I'll show you
my cataloni! Huh?
|
| view |
Max: Look, people are not gonna come down here for Italian, when
we've got a Chuck E. Cheese right in town!
|
| view |
John: You and that beautiful lady?
Max: I am the thief of hearts...I am the gangster of love!
John: Gangster, huh? Well tell me, was it more of a hold up than a
stick up?
|
| view |
Max: YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO TAKE ME ON ANYMORE! ARIEL'S HAD
YOU NEUTERED!
|
|