Pres. Douglas: You're a whore! Admit it! Go on, admit you're a
big whore! Go ahead...
Pres. Kramer: Name three women from the District of Columbia that
you didn't bang while you were in office...what am I talking
about? Name one!
Pres. Douglas: Screw you!
Pres. Kramer: Blow me!
Pres. Kramer: I only had one assassination attempt on me, you had
Pres. Douglas: Two! That woman from Phoenix doesn't count! She
only had a starter pistol!
Pres. Douglas: The minute you're out of office they don't care
enough about you to kill you anymore....people are fickle!
Secret Service Agent: We'll be at Air Force One shortly, Mr.
Pres. Douglas: I hate these funerals. It's just awful when another
good Democrat passes on!
Secret Service Agent: I believe the deceased was a Republican, Sir.
Pres. Douglas: Oh! Well then it might not be so bad!
Vice President: I'm so sorry, and I'm so embarrassed. I hope this
doesn't scare you away from golf...Because it's such a great
sport! I-I know your people...the black people, don't really enjoy
the game, but I think that's because you can't get into the nice
clubs! The restricted ones. And on the other hand, your people
are so good at so many sports, that maybe it's good that we white
folks have a sport that you people are not so good at!