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Child: This sucks! It tastes like poo!
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Sam: Funny thing is, I was just thinking today, we haven't actually, ah, made love in over two months.
Rebecca: Maybe we could fool around tonight.
Sam: Check!
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Sam: To, stability.
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Dr. Kosevich: In Russia, I was Chief of Obstruction.
Rebecca: Obstruction?
Dr. Kosevich: Abstraction?
Rebecca: Abstraction?
Sam: Obstetrics, I think you mean.
Dr. Kosevich: Yes, just one moment, is not obstruction, is obstetrics.
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Sean: You know, the female mantis, after she has sex with her mate, she eats him.
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