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Droz: Times have changed in the past 30 years, To-mas. We no longer swill sherry and screw goats for fun anymore.
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Pigman: AAAAAAAAH! PINS AND NEEDLES! Ooooooo... pins and needles... pins and needles.
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Dopeheads: Swirrrrleeeee! Woooo!
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Droz: PIGMAN!!
Tom: What's he doing?
Droz: He's finishing his senior thesis. Pigman is trying to prove the Caine-Hackman theory. No matter what time it is, 24 hours a day, you can find a Michael Caine or Gene Hackman movie playing on TV!
Tom: That's his thesis?
Droz: Yes! That's the beauty of college these days, Tommy! You can major in GameBoy if you know how to bullshit!
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Jessica Walter as President Garcia-Thompson: You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day, you installed speed bumps on the handicap ramps, and most recently, you dumped a hundred pounds of....meat, on a peaceful vegan protest!
Droz: Oh, come on! That was way more than a hundred pounds!"
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