Raising Arizona Quotes

Prison Counsellor: Why do you say you feel "trapped" in a man's body?

Prisoner: Well sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard.

Prison Counsellor: Most men your age, Hi, are getting married and raising up a family.

Hi: Well, factually they...

Counsellor: They wouldn't accept prison as a substitute. Would any of you men care to comment?

Gale: Well... sometimes your career's gotta come before family.

Parole board chief: You're just hurting yourself with this rambunctious behavior.

Man #1: You're not just tellin' us what we wanna hear?

Hi: : No sir, no way

Man #2: 'Cause we just want to hear the truth.

Hi: Well, then I guess I am tellin'you what you wanna hear.

Man #1: Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that?

Hi: Yessir.

Man #1: OK then.

Payroll clerk: The government do take a bite, don't she?