Runaway Bride Quotes

Ike: You want a man who will lead you down the beach with his hand over your eyes just so you can discover the feel of sand under your feet. You want a guy that will wake you up ay dawn just bursting to talk to you. Can't wait another minute to just to find out what you'll say. Am I right?

Fisher: Vindication. How would you like some? A chance to prove that although your story wasn't entirely factual, your theory was correct.

Ike: The real story of Miss Carpenter.

Fisher: All the gory details.

Fisher: And if she runs again, you got a cover story.

Ike: To Maggie's family and friends...may you find yourselves the bull's-eye of an easy target. May you be publicly flogged by all you're bad choices and may your noses be rubbed in all your mistakes.

Grandma: I like his tight butt.

Allan Kent as Mr. Trout: May the groom's heart be filled with hope and the brides feet filled with lead.

Laurie Metcalf as Mrs. Trout: May the pitter patter of little feet, not be Maggies

Jane Morris as Mrs. Pressman: May the gifts be returnable.

Paul Dooley as Walter: You know the old saying, 'You're not loosing a daughter'? Well I'd like to. Maggie may not be Hall's longest running joke, but she's certainly the fastest.