Allan Kent as Mr. Trout: May the groom's heart be filled with hope and the brides feet filled with lead.
Laurie Metcalf as Mrs. Trout: May the pitter patter of little feet, not be Maggies
Jane Morris as Mrs. Pressman: May the gifts be returnable.
Paul Dooley as Walter: You know the old saying, 'You're not loosing a daughter'? Well I'd like to. Maggie may not be Hall's longest running joke, but she's certainly the fastest.