The Great Race Quotes

Prof. Fate: You cheated! Cheated! I hate you! I refuse to accept! I won't win any way but my way, you've ruined my reputation, do you hear?! You I hate! You and your hair that's always combed, your suit is always white, your car is always clean! I refuse to accept! I challenge you to another race!

Leslie: Get off my hood!

Prof. Fate: Another race!!

Prof. Fate: Be careful, you idiot! You'll blow us both to kingdom come!

Leslie: He's a cheat and a liar!

Prof. Fate: That's besides the point!!

Max: The point is that we're freezing!

Ms. DuBois:Yes, and the time has come to cast aside our personal differences.

Prof. Fate: Bury the hatchet!

Leslie:And you KNOW who has the hatchet.

Max: He doesn't have a hatchet, I promise you. He doesn't even have a whole mustache, now why can't we just settle this whole thing underneath the blanket?

Hezekiah: You're lucky it didn't blow up on you!

Max: I never saw a car like that in my life!

Prof. Fate: Yes, and you never will again, either. Give me the bomb! Heh hemm hmm! The bomb! The bomb!