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  • The Princess Bride Cast:
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    - Westley
    Mandy Patinkin - Inigo Montoya
    Chris Sarandon - Prince Humperdinck
    Christopher Guest - Count Rugen

    The Princess Bride Quotes:

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    Wesley: "To the pain" means the first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists, next your nose.

    Humperdink: And then my tongue, I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.

    Wesley: I wasn't finished! The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right.

    Humperdink: And then my ears, I understand! Let's get on with it!

    Wesley: WRONG! Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shreik of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out "dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish. Wallowing in freakish misery forever.


    Vezzini: Haha.. you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic

    blunders. The most famous is: Never get involved in a land war in

    Asia. Only slightly less well know is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!


    Prince Humperdink: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase

    Wesley: I'll explain. And I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.


    Wesley: You mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?


    Vezzini: Inconceivable!

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